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ethanwearsprada:

how can i simultaneously be so lazy that the thought of being productive makes my balls jump up into my body but also so ambitious that the thought of getting shitty grades makes me want to rip my fingernails off?

Ah the fine line of being a law student.

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thechriscrocker:

When everione re blogs the gifs from viral videos 3+ years old Tumblr feels like Facebook…

Tumblr you better watch your back, Chris Crocker is throwing some serious shade your way.

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Come to Kansas City, you’ll fit right in

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@golden_barbie preach!

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phatticuss:

okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg

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mbinfinity:

Wisely spending my time making shitty jokes

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Are there any seats in here that aren’t great!? #KCSymphony

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iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

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nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

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disneymonde:

"um how did you find out i unfollowed you"

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what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

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Those my friends are the names of the individuals who passed the Missouri bar in February. Please note the name of the first time bar passer at the center of the image. #thankgodthatsover