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meanplastic:

psyducked:

one time my sister walked in on my fingering myself so I told her that I was checking my prostate because I was feeling sick and I was afraid I had cancer and we spent a good 15 minutes hugging each other crying

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tyleroakley:

"Angela vs Bath & Body Works Rant - Actual Footage"

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@meaxge remember this? ‘Bout to tear some chicken skillet pie up! #castiron #skillet #cooking

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@npr I think the most accurate summary of a person is their favorite #meme, one guess which one mine is. #NPR #NPRCensus #NewBoom

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Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? Caption curtesy Andrew.

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You didn’t know I was such an accomplished poet #poetry #throwback

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#wedding (at The City Market - Kansas City)

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gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

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Saw this moving truck yesterday on the way to the store. Needless to say the statement, “looks like Andrew works for Anthony,” was not well received. #names #unfunny #jokes

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parasailin-sarahpalin:

I don’t want hot sauce,  I want a sauce with a great personality

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221b-bitch-please-street:

gabite:

cradily:

sophlaa:

cradily:

irish is such a shady language because hello is “dia duit” but directly translated it means “god be with you” and when someone says hello back they say “dia is muire duit” which means “god and mary be with you” .. its like “i see your god and i raise you the holy virgin whatcha gonna do bout it bitch”

irish isnt a language…

Ith mo thóin

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